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 Post subject: Wise man, Wise words
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:58 am 
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."


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 Post subject: Re: Wise man, Wise words
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Wise man, Wise words
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:45 am 
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Since you said you don't post here

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So, when things in your life become stagnant -
you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing -
then you figure out what's important to you.

Then create your own penis-showing game.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:57 am 
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