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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:48 pm 
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One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said.

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
(You gotta love this) ....

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'


So, when things in your life become stagnant -
you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing -
then you figure out what's important to you.

Then create your own penis-showing game.


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