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 Post subject: Golf on Christmas Day
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:25 am 
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Location: MN, The frigid state
Golf on Christmas Day.
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf,
one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll
out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet
his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make
it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I
bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in
brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her
new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is
staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all
went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and
said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or
golfcourse --' She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:33 pm 
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And Mutt's wife replied, "Neither!!! Get your bitch ass down to the kitchen and make me some breakfast."


So, when things in your life become stagnant -
you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing -
then you figure out what's important to you.

Then create your own penis-showing game.


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:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)


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