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 Post subject: Shopping
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:50 pm 
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A man was in a long line at his local Walgreen's store. As he got to the
checkout, he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large
condoms, Checkout 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting and like most of us
fellas, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the checkout, he
told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms and asked if
she could have some brought to the checkout for him.

She asked him what size and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him
to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the
intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Checkout 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the checkout he
told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he
said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
reached over the counter, gave him a long, gentle squeeze then picked up
the intercom and said....................................







"Mop and bucket to checkout 5"


So, when things in your life become stagnant -
you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing -
then you figure out what's important to you.

Then create your own penis-showing game.


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 Post subject: Re: Shopping
PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:48 pm 
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Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:45 am
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Location: MN, The frigid state
Did he use his rewards card?


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